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  Homer made a total jackass of himself. Lovejoy: Helen, that's enough....
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
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• Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
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• Homer: [sighs] I love you, Marge. Marge: I love you too, Homey.
  Homer: Everything in our lives is finally perfectly balanced....
• Artist: This will be the art event of the century.
  The greatest masterpiece of the Italian renaissance, Michelangelo's David, on a coast-to-coast tour of United States....
• Marge: What kind of warped human being would find that funny?
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