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• Boy is my face red.
  -- Satan after realizing Bart isn't due to arrive yet, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  -- Bart introduces himself to Satan, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Bart: Um, say, is there anything I can do to avoid coming back here?
  Satan: Oh, sure, yeah. But, eh, you wouldn't like it....
• Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk? Bu
  Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Homer, I'd like you to forgive me for doing the right thing. -- Marge, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
• Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
  But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement....
• With all due respect, Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor, the boy's not a doctor, the only person who even comes CLOSE is this man [Nick Riviera].
  -- Lionel Hutz responding to Marge's skepticism, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Judge: Hello, Bart. Now, you do understand the difference between telling the truth and telling a lie, don't you son?
  Bart: Maybe. Judge: Uh huh. Well, you wouldn't lie to the United States, would you, Bart?...
• Hey, cool, I'm dead. -- Bart realizes he's dead, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca