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Satan: Remember: Lie, Cheat, Steal, And Listen To Heavy Metal Music!
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Satan: Remember: Lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!
Bart: Yes, sir!
-- Some parting advice, "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
-- Bart introduces himself to Satan, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Boy is my face red.
-- Satan after realizing Bart isn't due to arrive yet, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Bart: Um, say, is there anything I can do to avoid coming back here?
Satan: Oh, sure, yeah. But, eh, you wouldn't like it....
Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk? Bu
Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
The Supreme Court called again. They need your help on some freedom thing.
-- Della, Lionel Hutz' secretary, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Hey, cool, I'm dead. -- Bart realizes he's dead, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
Ah, Simpson. At last we meet. -- Mr.
Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's accident, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Defenseless child at three o'clock.
-- Smithers spying a helpless Bart in the street, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Marge and Lisa: Mmm...
-- Reactings to Bart's "Believable testimony", "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...