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• I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  -- Bart introduces himself to Satan, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Smithers: I think the boy is hurt. Burns: Oh for crying out loud, just give him a nickel and let's get going.
  -- after... "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Hey, cool, I'm dead. -- Bart realizes he's dead, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
• Boy is my face red.
  -- Satan after realizing Bart isn't due to arrive yet, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Ah, Simpson. At last we meet. -- Mr.
  Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's accident, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Marge and Lisa: Mmm...
  -- Reactings to Bart's "Believable testimony", "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
  Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
• Sorry, offer's expired, I guess we'll just have to let the jury decide, twelve good men and true, Smithers release the hounds.
  -- Mr. Burns realizes that Bart made up his story, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Please hold onto the handrail. Do not spit over the side.
  [and repeated in Spanish] -- Heavenly voice, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...