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• Homer, I'd like you to forgive me for doing the right thing. -- Marge, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
• Bailiff: Do you promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
  Marge: Mmm... Yes, I do. Hutz: She sounded like she was taking that awful seriously....
• Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for <you> will never die.
  -- Homer's love for Marge is shaken, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Marge: Mmm, Lisa, you don't look well. Lisa: I'll make it Mom.
  Just tape my lunchbox to my hand. -- Lisa wakes up ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  -- Bart introduces himself to Satan, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Hey, cool, I'm dead. -- Bart realizes he's dead, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
• Boy is my face red.
  -- Satan after realizing Bart isn't due to arrive yet, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Ah, Simpson. At last we meet. -- Mr.
  Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's accident, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Defenseless child at three o'clock.
  -- Smithers spying a helpless Bart in the street, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...