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Homer: I'll Even Bring The Thickest Juciest T-bones You've Ever Seen.
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Homer: I'll even bring the thickest juciest T-bones you've ever seen.
Ned: Mm mm. Sounds terrif!
Homer: Heh, the joke's on him! I'll be dead by then!
-- Ned invites Homer over for a cookout, "One Fish,
Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
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Ned: Simpson, what a pleasant surprise. We were just pulling taffy.
Homer: Gee, the fun never stops at the Flanders house, does it....
Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
-- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
I'm alive! From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!
-- Homer realizes he's not dead after all, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Moe, another last beer, please. -- Homer, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: [on the phone] You gotta help me, Barney, I'm in jail.
Barney: You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. [waves across the street to Homer] Hiya neighbor!...
Dr. H: You have twenty-four hours to live. Homer: Twenty-four hours!
Dr. H: Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long....
Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
-- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...