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• Take a rest, have yourself a wowwipop. -- Dr.
  Hibert's prescription for the mumps, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Johnny Carson: I just heard Milli Vanilli was arrested for impersonating a McNugget.
  Ed McMahon: Ho ho ho ho! Bart: Well, it's still fun to be up late....
• Ned: Ho! What the gumdrops is going on here? Ba
  Came to stop you from murdering Lisa like you murdered your wife!...
• Bart: [doorbell rings] Oh-ho! It's the fe-mail-man!
  Lisa: Fe-mail-carrier, Bart. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• Bart: [reading his history book while boarding the bus] Otto
  Hey, Bart-dude! Whoa, you little freaked! [?] Ba...
• Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart.
  Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?...
• Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps!
  -- Bart telling Lisa how to enjoy being ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Dr. Hibert: If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you roll him onto his stomach.
  Marge: Thank you, I will, Dr. Hibert. Thanks for coming....
• Yello? ... Hi, Lisa, what's wrong? ... The mumps?
  Ooh, the kissing disease....