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• Dr. Hibert: I guess you'll be missing a week of school, young lady.
  Lisa: Oh no. I don't want to fall behind my class....
• Yello? ... Hi, Lisa, what's wrong? ... The mumps?
  Ooh, the kissing disease....
• Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps!
  -- Bart telling Lisa how to enjoy being ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Bart, in this ward are the children who have been hurt by imitating stunts they saw on television, movies, and the legitimate stage.
  -- Dr. Hibert, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Marge: Is he well enough for me to start mothering him unbearably, doctor?
  Hibert: Mm, better let him rest up a while first. -- "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Homer: Maaarge, the dog is hungry. Marge: Well, then, feed him.
  Homer: Yeees, Master. -- Do I have to do everything around here? "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Oooh ... maca-ma-damia nuts. -- Homer Simpson Bart's Dog Gets an F
• I'm sorry, sir, our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft, or acts of dog.
  -- shoe store clerk, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Bart: Here's your stupid homework. Lisa: Ooh. Phonics, functions, vocabulary, .
  .. remedial reading? Oh, do your own homework, Bart!...