Dr. Hibert: If You Want Him To Live Through The Night, I Suggest You Roll Him Onto His Stomach.

Dr. Hibert: If You Want Him To Live Through The Night, I Suggest You Roll Him Onto His Stomach.

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Dr. Hibert: If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you
roll him onto his stomach.
Marge: Thank you, I will, Dr. Hibert. Thanks for coming.
Dr. Hibert: Remember, I said `if'.
-- The party's over, "War of the Simpsons" [And notice
that she didn't roll him over! -- Chuck Anderson]

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