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• Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut. [The devil appears, looking like Flanders] Flande
  Heh heh, that can be arranged. Homer: What -- Flanders!...
• Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think you need to pay your bills.
  Homer: Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!...
• Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
  .. Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money] [Bart runs off] Marge...
• Flanders: Heidely-ho, neighborinos! Homer: Can't talk.
  Robbed. Go hell. Flanders: Heh. You folks got robbed too?...
• Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing.
  And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal....
• Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the snow] Ned
  Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders....
• Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear.
  You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord....
• Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell] Ned
  Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk now, Flanders....
• Burns: Make yourselves at home. Bart: Hear that Dad?
  You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself....