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• Homer: To save this family we're gonna have to make the &l
  upreme> sacrifice. Lisa: No Dad! Please don't pawn the TV!...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album? Home
  [as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look -- Knightboat....
• Smooth Jimmy Apollo: [explaining his poor prediction] Well, folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
  Homer: Why didn't you say that before!!...
• Marge: Do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised?
  Mother: You're right. [turns on the TV] -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this &l
  lovely> Motorola? Clerk: Is it cable-ready? Home...
• When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
  They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
  -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
  Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....