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Principal Skinner: That Was The Worst Movie I've Ever Seen.
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Principal Skinner: That was the worst movie I've ever seen.
Patty: Not as bad as the service at the revolving restaurant.
Principal Skinner: Ho ho ho. Isn't it nice we hate the same things?
-- The end of a first date, "Principal Charming"
Related:
I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
You know, food tastes better when you're revolving....
Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
[grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....
I tried to repel him, I really did!
-- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...
I will not bribe Principal Skinne
Principal Skinner: I'm going to ask for your Aunt Patty's hand in marriage.
Bart: It's your funeral, Seymour. -- "Principal Charming...
Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What!? Skinne...
Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...