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  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's] All: Barney!
  Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel?...
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
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• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Barney: Whoa! You mean, you were one of the original Little Rascals?
  Moe: Yeah. Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one?...
• Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
  Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!...