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Hello, Cook? Sorry To Bother You So Late, But I Got A Hankering For Some.
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Hello, cook?
Sorry to bother you so late, but I got a hankering for some...
That's right. Don't forget the applesauce!
-- Homer, on the phone late at night, "Oh Brother,
Where Art Thou?"
Related:
Homer: Hello? Hello? Stupid phone! [bangs the phone] Herbe
Hey, knock it off. I'm here! I'm just silent because of the emotion involved....
Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home.
Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook will make you anything you want....
Homer: Oh brother, where art thou! Attendant: Take it easy, buddy, they moved across the street.
Homer: Oh, hee hee. Sorry. -- looking for the orphanage, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Hello there. Do you miss the Antarctic? -- Lisa, talking to a penguin at the zoo, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Some things are so snazzy they never go out of style!
Like tail fins... And bubble domes... And shag carpeting....
Herbert: So, Marge, a little about yourself. Marge
Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and had three beautiful children....
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
Lisa: A long-lost half-brother. How Dickensian! Ba
So, any idea where this bastard lives? Homer: Bart!...