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Homer: Hello? Hello? Stupid Phone! [bangs The Phone] Herbe
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Homer: Hello? Hello? Stupid phone! [bangs the phone]
Herbert: Hey, knock it off. I'm here!
I'm just silent because of the emotion involved.
Homer: Oh. Sorry.
-- first contact with his brother, "Oh Brother,
Where Art Thou?"
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Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
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Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business, your home, and all your possessions.
I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life....
Holy moly, the bastard's rich! -- Homer, seeing his brother's mansion, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Herbert: Do you understand? Homer: Sort of. Herbe
Homer? Homer: What. Herbert: Answer me again with self-confidence!...
I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad.
And they should all play `La Cucaracha'. -- Homer, designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...