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Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year!
Homer: And I want to let you!
-- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother,
Where Art Thou?"
Related:
Herb: I want you to help me design a car. A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there!
And I want to pay you two hundred thousand dollars a year!...
I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad.
And they should all play `La Cucaracha'. -- Homer, designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Herbert: Do you understand? Homer: Sort of. Herbe
Homer? Homer: What. Herbert: Answer me again with self-confidence!...
Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home.
Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook will make you anything you want....
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
. Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...
Hello, cook? Sorry to bother you so late, but I got a hankering for some.
.. That's right. Don't forget the applesauce! -- Homer, on the phone late at night, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
-- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
-- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...