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Some Things Are So Snazzy They Never Go Out Of Style!
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Some things are so snazzy they never go out of style!
Like tail fins... And bubble domes... And shag carpeting...
-- Homer, designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
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Advisor: What about a separate soundproof bubble-dome for the kids with optional restraints and muzzles?
Homer: Bullseye! -- designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad.
And they should all play `La Cucaracha'. -- Homer, designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.
-- Grampa, remembering an affair, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Hello, cook? Sorry to bother you so late, but I got a hankering for some.
.. That's right. Don't forget the applesauce! -- Homer, on the phone late at night, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Herb: I want you to help me design a car. A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there!
And I want to pay you two hundred thousand dollars a year!...
All my life, I have searched for a car that feels a certain way.
Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball....
Herbert: Hey Homer, how's your car coming? Homer: Oh, fine.
They were putting in an onboard something-or-other and rack-and-peanut steering....
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
Holy moly, the bastard's rich! -- Homer, seeing his brother's mansion, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?