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• Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
  And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Herbert: Hey Homer, how's your car coming? Homer: Oh, fine.
  They were putting in an onboard something-or-other and rack-and-peanut steering....
• Homer: Hello? Hello? Stupid phone! [bangs the phone] Herbe
  Hey, knock it off. I'm here! I'm just silent because of the emotion involved....
• Homer: And our three children: Bart, Lisa ... Maggie
  [falls down] [thud] Homer: ... and Maggie. Ba...
• Herbert: So, Marge, a little about yourself. Marge
  Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and had three beautiful children....
• Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home.
  Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook will make you anything you want....
• Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business, your home, and all your possessions.
  I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life....
• Hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said.
  -- Herbert, to his advisor, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Herbert: You, what are your roots? Advisor: Well, I guess you could say they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons.
  .. [all except Herbert chuckle] Herbert: Or in other words, when white met bread....