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Ladies And Gentlemen, Esteemed Stockholders, Members Of The Press, Your Holiness.
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Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed stockholders,
members of the press, Your Holiness...
-- Herbert Powell, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
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To think I wasted my life in boardrooms, and stockholders meetings, when I could've been watching cartoons!
-- Herbert Powell, watching `Itchy and Scratchy' "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
People don't want cars named after hungry old Greek broads!
-- Herbert Powell, board meeting, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Let's see. Powell, Powell, Powell... Pomerantz, Poole, Popkins, Potter, Quigley, Quimby, Randal, oops, too far.
-- Homer, looking through the phone book, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Homer: And our three children: Bart, Lisa ... Maggie
[falls down] [thud] Homer: ... and Maggie. Ba...
Herbert: Hey Homer, how's your car coming? Homer: Oh, fine.
They were putting in an onboard something-or-other and rack-and-peanut steering....
Herbert: You, what are your roots? Advisor: Well, I guess you could say they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons.
.. [all except Herbert chuckle] Herbert: Or in other words, when white met bread....
Herbert: Do you understand? Homer: Sort of. Herbe
Homer? Homer: What. Herbert: Answer me again with self-confidence!...
Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said.
-- Herbert, to his advisor, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...