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All My Life, I Have Searched For A Car That Feels A Certain Way.
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All my life, I have searched for a car that feels a certain way.
Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball.
Now, at last, I have found it.
-- Homer, describing his car, "Oh Brother,
Where Art Thou?"
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I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad.
And they should all play `La Cucaracha'. -- Homer, designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Herb: I want you to help me design a car. A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there!
And I want to pay you two hundred thousand dollars a year!...
Some things are so snazzy they never go out of style!
Like tail fins... And bubble domes... And shag carpeting....
Bart: Dad? Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: I thought your car was really cool.
Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say that....
His life was an unbridled success until he found out.
.. he was a Simpson. -- Lisa, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Lisa: A long-lost half-brother. How Dickensian! Ba
So, any idea where this bastard lives? Homer: Bart!...
Advisor: What about a separate soundproof bubble-dome for the kids with optional restraints and muzzles?
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She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.
-- Grampa, remembering an affair, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...