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I Have To Pay To See My Own Grandson. That's The Democrats For Ya.
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I have to pay to see my own grandson. That's the Democrats for ya.
-- Abe, fierce Republican, "Bart Gets Famous"
Related:
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.
..that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them....
Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
[Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.
Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid....
I pay my taxes in copper pieces. -- Famous Last Word
Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
-- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
Homer the pessimist, "Bart Gets Famou
Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook.
.. Bart: You never were, Grampa. Abe: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed....