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Oh, Abraham, Calm Down. I'm Not Here To Scare You.
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Oh, Abraham, calm down. I'm not here to scare you. They've got me
haunting a family in Texas.
-- Bea's ghost appears, "Old Money"
Related:
Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
The man told the ghost to go away, "You don't have a haunting license.
Well, I was wondering if you and I you know, might go to the same place at the same time and.
.. Jeez! You'd think this would get easier with time!...
Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his head] Home...
You know, Jasper, they may say she died of a burst ventricle, but I know she died of a broken heart.
-- Grampa mourns Bea's passing, "Old Money...
Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check....
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....