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• Selma: How do I know I'm getting quality? Doctor: Don't worry.
  Our donors have to pass a rigourous screening process....
• Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch. Ba
  You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line....
• Marge: So in a few months, both of you will have a brand new brother or sister.
  Bart: Been there, done that. Lisa: I hope it's a girl....
• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
  O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check....
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Barney: Hey, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?
  Estelle: I wouldn't go to the prom with you if you were Elliot Gould!...
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.