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• I am Barney of Borg. You will be Baby Bopped now.
• Krusty: See the boy, five dollars, or call him, twenty-four hours a day, on "BartChat".
  [A little girl dials "BartChat"] Barney: BartChat....
• Barney watches Marge gamble] Barney: Man, that's classic compulsive behavior.
  [Sees a waitress holding a tray with three cups on it] Wow, free beer!...
• Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
  } Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
• Inspector: All right, why do you want to become part of the Kwik-E-Mart family?
  Barney: Because I like people. And I need a place where I'll be out of the sun....
• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
• Barney and Baby Bop MUST DIE!
• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• Selma: Thank you, doctor. Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
  -- But I play one on TV!, "Selma's Choice...