Homer: Hey, Flanders, next time why don't you put a little alcohol in
it!
Ned: Au contraire, Simpson. It has three shots of rum, a jigger of
bourbon, and just a little daberilla of creme de cassis for
flavor.
Homer: Really? Well, I do have a warm sense of well-being, and I sheem
to be slurring my speech. You're right! Gimme another.
-- Flanders demonstrates his mixological skills,
"War of the Simpsons"