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• Homer: We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours!
  Then I was slain by an elf. Bart: Listen to yourself, ma...
• Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's time to -- what did I teach you guys?
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• Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor. Nerd 1
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• Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!
  Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert....
• Marge: If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
  Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good....
• Lisa: Maybe you could take a class at Springfield Community College.
  Marge: I think it's a very nice idea. Don't you, Homer?...
• Marge: An A+! How did you do it? Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
  Marge: You changed your grade with a computer? Home...
• Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
  [long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you?...