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Lisa: Ooh, Look, Maggie! What Is That? Dodecahedron!
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Lisa: Ooh, look, Maggie! What is that? Dodecahedron! Dodecahedron!
Homer: Lisa, I don't know what you're doing, but it's very strange, and
your father is trying to worry.
-- Lisa shows Maggie some very peculiar flashcards,
"Blood Feud"
Related:
Marge: [watching Lisa show Maggie flashcards] What's a zebu?
Lisa: It's like an ox, only it has a hump and a dewlap....
howing Maggie flashcards] Maggie, look! What's that?
Lemur. [slowly] Le-mur. [next card] Zebu. [slowly] Ze-bu....
Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa. Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?...
Maggie: [holds up an `Aztec' flashcard] Lisa: No, Maggie.
Not Aztec, Olmec. [slowly] Ol-mec. Maggie...
Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, can you point to the monkey?
[Maggie points at Homer] Pfft. What do babies know?...
Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, can you point to the monkey?
[Maggie points at Homer] Pfft. What do babies know?...
Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
looking at the photo album] Marge: Here's Bart sleeping.
Here he is dozing...here he is after a visit from the sandman....