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• Homer: Who are you? Man: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
  Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons... -- Homer meets his cell-mate at the asylum, "Stark Raving Dad" [A little meta-humor for your enjoyment....
• Man: Homer, this is Floyd. He's an idiot savant.
  Give him any two numbers, and he can multiply them in his head, just like that....
• Careful, men. He wets his pants. -- Smithers' instructions to security, "Stark Raving Dad
• Aagh! Pink? Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work.
  Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different....
• Doctor: [shows Homer an inkblot] Homer: Eh, the devil with his fly open.
  Doctor: Right. [shows another] Homer: Uh, that's a spill on the floor with bugs going after it....
• Man: You seem like a nice guy. Why'd they put you in here?
  Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt. Man: I understand....
• Man: Don't you worry. Your family's going to be here before you know it.
  Patient: Forget it, pal. There's only one way out of here, and it ain't pretty....
• Homer: This isn't fair! How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
  Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method. [stamps his hand, `INSANE'] Whoever has that stamp on his hand is insane....
• Burns: Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
  Smithers: I'll call security, sir. Burns: Excellent....