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• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
  Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is....
• Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
  Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....
• Homer: This isn't fair! How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
  Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method. [stamps his hand, `INSANE'] Whoever has that stamp on his hand is insane....
• Burns: Why is that man in pink! Smithers: Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir.
  He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G. Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Stark Raving Dad...
• Man: Well, have you heard of MTV? Homer: No. Ma
  Motown. Homer: No. Man: Beat It. Homer: <You> beat it!...
• You'll be okay, Dad. Just make sure he hits you an _even_ number of times, so you don't end up with amnesia.
  -- Bart tips his father, "The Homer They Fall...
• Homer: [talking in his sleep] pancakes... football.
  .. boobies... pork rinds... waffles... Man: [to his stuffed animal] Bubbles, it's going to be a long night....
• Homer: Who are you? Man: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
  Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons... -- Homer meets his cell-mate at the asylum, "Stark Raving Dad" [A little meta-humor for your enjoyment....