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• Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
  Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
• Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
  Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
• Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no threat to yourself or others.
  Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me....
• Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
  Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is....
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
  Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack....
• Bart: Looney Toons, this is what Michael Jackson looks like.
  [shows an album] You're nothing but a big fat mental patient....
• Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!
  Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs....
• Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
  Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....