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• Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
  [aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
• Homer: This isn't fair! How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
  Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method. [stamps his hand, `INSANE'] Whoever has that stamp on his hand is insane....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart jots down a message] Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
  Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again....
• Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a lobotomy, do you?
  Bart: Hm... lobotomy... [begin dream] [Bart is playing in the house and breaks a lamp] Home...
• Man: Don't you worry. Your family's going to be here before you know it.
  Patient: Forget it, pal. There's only one way out of here, and it ain't pretty....
• Monroe: This is what's known as aversion therapy. When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically, and gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all!
  And won't that be wonderful Homer? Home...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Doctor: [shows Homer an inkblot] Homer: Eh, the devil with his fly open.
  Doctor: Right. [shows another] Homer: Uh, that's a spill on the floor with bugs going after it....