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• Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
  [aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
• Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
  Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
• Homer: [through a megaphone] Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
  Hello? Marge: Homer, is that you? Homer: [aside] What should I say?...
• Bart jots down a message] Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
  Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again....
• Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
  There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put together....
• Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no threat to yourself or others.
  Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me....
• Homer: They're ruining my whole life. Marge, please, this is where I need you the mo
  I'm counting on you do to something or say something to make it all better....
• Homer: Who are you? Man: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
  Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons... -- Homer meets his cell-mate at the asylum, "Stark Raving Dad" [A little meta-humor for your enjoyment....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...