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• Homer: If you ever find your marbles, come visit us.
  Man: Well, how about today? I'm only here voluntarily....
• Man: Don't you worry. Your family's going to be here before you know it.
  Patient: Forget it, pal. There's only one way out of here, and it ain't pretty....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Homer: Who are you? Man: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
  Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons... -- Homer meets his cell-mate at the asylum, "Stark Raving Dad" [A little meta-humor for your enjoyment....
• Marge: Homer! Homer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your name.
  Lisa: The media's making a monster out of you because they don't care about the truth!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Man: You seem like a nice guy. Why'd they put you in here?
  Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt. Man: I understand....
• Man: I can't believe you never heard of me. I'm a very popular entertainer.
  Homer: Oh, of I've heard of you! I mean, you'd have to be living under a rock not to know....
• Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible thing.
  Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate seven pounds of fudge!...