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• Ned: Homer? I'm as permissive as the next parent, I mea
  just yesterday I let Todd buy some red-hots with a cartoon devil on the box, but you can't possibly think it's appropriate for your ten-year-old son to work in a burlesque house!...
• Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
  It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....
• Marge: Uh... sorry. Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
  Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next time, why don't we get together at _your_ house....
• Lisa: Did you hear that, Maggie? Another baby in the house.
  Bart: Oh, cool! We can race 'em! -- Marge might be pregnant, "I Married Marge...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
  [switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a beer....
• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
• Executor: May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing of your Great Aunt Hortense.
  As her only living heirs, you stand to inherit her entire estate....
• Marge: [gasps] Illegal gambling in my house? Moe
  _Your_ house? _Your_ house? Gee, it's so glamorously decorated I thought I was in Vegas!...