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• Herman: How many men do you have? Bart: None. Herman: You'll need more. -- "Bart the General
• Bart: Uh, Mr. Herman? Herman: Yes? Bart: Did, did you lose your arm in the war?
  Herman: My arm? Well, let me put it this way: Next time your teacher tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it!...
• Bart: "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?" Herman (?
  ): "Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher tells you not to stick your arm out the bus window, you DO IT!...
• Herman: [whispers] What's the password? Grampa: Let me in, you idiot!
  Herman: Right you are. [opens the door] -- "Bart the General...
• It's a classic Pincer's Movement. It can't fail against a ten-year-old!
  -- Herman lends Bart military advice, "Bart the General...
• Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully. Marge
  [bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge!...
• The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it.
  The Carthaginians knew it. Now <you> know it. -- Herman, "Bart the General...
• Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa? Bart: What can &l
  he> do? Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive....
• Bart: Okay, we all know why we're here, right? Milhouse
  No, why? Bart: To fight Nelson, the bully. That guy has been tormenting all of us for years, and I for one am sick of it!...