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  Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer -- Bu...
• You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week.
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• Marge: I'd like your attention, please. Homer: Quiet Marge!
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• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...