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• Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa
  I have one. Tour guide: Yes? Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy intentional, or is it just a horrible mistake?...
• Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be done!
  [Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily] Marge...
• But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name, you have a responsibility.
  I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpson name on it....
• Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
  Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...
• Girl 1: Look! Achy Breaky Stacy for a dollar ninety-nine!
  Girl 2: Live from the Improv Stacy's only eighty-nine cents!...
• Lisa: Well I'm not going to accomplish anything just sitting here -- Abe
  and griping. It's time for -- Lisa: -- action!...
• Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
  Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin -- Lisa...
• Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
  Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age, there was a -- Lisa...
• Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
  Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....