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But You _are_ Malibu Stacy. And As Long As She Has Your Name, You Have A Responsibility.
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But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name, you have
a responsibility. I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product
with the Simpson name on it.
-- Lisa, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
[lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us. Lisa
[sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu Stacy says?...
Voice: Hello. You have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service center.
If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's appearance or odor, press one....
Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin -- Lisa...
Lisa knocks] Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy....
Narrator: Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher.
In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design and a dream....
Lisa: Oh, Dad! You must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is!
Homer: Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers....
Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...