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• You know you should be swimming when . . . It always takes you a second when someone says that they hear a siren.
• Simpson, you'll never own a better RV, and I don't mean that in a good way.
  I mean, literally, buddy. This is for you, you know....
• SIREN Originally a sea-nymph whose songs lured sailors to their death, a siren is now a loud wailing noise that goes off all the time and that everyone ignores because they hope its only a test.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• T is believ'd that this harp which I wake now for thee Was a siren of old who sung under the sea.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Origin of the Harp...
• The Siren waits thee, singing song for song.
  -- Walter Savage Landor (1775-1864) -- To Robert Browning...
• Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
  Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....
• I will neither yield to the song of the siren nor the voice of the hyena, the tears of the crocodile nor the howling of the wolf.
  -- George Chapman (1557-1634) -- Eastward Ho, Act v, Sc. 1...
• Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
  Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud rhythmic buzzing continues in the background] Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction....
• Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly.
  Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown!...