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Simpson, You'll Never Own A Better RV, And I Don't Mean That In A Good Way.
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Simpson, you'll never own a better RV, and I don't mean that in a good
way. I mean, literally, buddy. This is for you, you know. It's this or
a wagon.
-- Cowboy Bob sells Homer an RV, "Call of the Simpsons"
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Homer: Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range?
I don't want to go away empty-handed, Bob. Bob...
Bart: Does it have its own satellite dish, sir? Bob
You can tell your son it has its own satellite---the VanStar 1 launched last satellite....
Marge: Homer, I'm telling you, this is not the Interstate.
Homer: Pffffft. Maps....
Homer: Does it have a deep fryer? Bob: Four. One for each part of the chicken.
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You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me!...
How can you afford something like this, Ned? I mean, I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $
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Bart: Aye, Carumba! Lisa; This is better than our house!
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Shouldn't we stop somewhere and ask for directions?
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