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• Ready or not, Nature, here we come!
  -- Homer takes the family camping, "Call of the Simpso...
• Bart: The Flanders are a bunch of geeks, man. Home
  The Flandereses are not geeks! -- OK, Rod and Todd are, and the wife has a thing for me, but she hides it behind a mask of low- key hostility -- but we've gotta give this thing a chance!...
• What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
  -- Bart watches Homer build a trap out of a young sapling, "Call of the Simpso...
• Are we there yet?
  -- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
• Homer: Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range?
  I don't want to go away empty-handed, Bob. Bob...
• Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to punish him.
  Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that....
• Marge: You are going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred him for life.
  Homer: No, I didn't! I ... Oh, you mean inside, don't you. -- "War of the Simpso...
• Marge: Oh Homer... What are we going to do? Homer: Now, don't worry.
  Our situation isn't as bad as it seems. And you're forgetting---I'm an experienced woodsman!...
• Homer: Where do you think you're going? Lisa: To the game.
  Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt....