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Bart: Does It Have Its Own Satellite Dish, Sir? Bob
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Bart: Does it have its own satellite dish, sir?
Bob: You can tell your son it has its own satellite---the VanStar 1
launched last satellite.
-- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpsons"
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Homer: Does it have a deep fryer? Bob: Four. One for each part of the chicken.
-- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
Simpson, you'll never own a better RV, and I don't mean that in a good way.
I mean, literally, buddy. This is for you, you know....
Bart: Aye, Carumba! Lisa; This is better than our house!
-- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
Homer: Yes sir! This is a real adventure! Why, I bet there are people who would trade everything they have in the world for an adventure like this.
Bart: You mean like <we> just did?...
Marge: That pizza delivery truck has been parked across the street for two weeks.
[looking at a pizza delivery truck conspicuously equipped with a satellite dish] [inside the truck, loaded with electronic snooping equipment] Marge's voice...
Having to manually track the satellite.
What the hell are you talking about, sir? -- Bart, "Call of the Simpso
Marge: A tattoo? Homer: A what? Bart: Yeah, they're cool, and they last for the rest of your lives.
Marge: You will <not> be getting a tattoo for Christmas....
Homer: Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range?
I don't want to go away empty-handed, Bob. Bob...