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Good Evening Again, Springfield. Krusty The Klown, The Beloved Idol Of Countless Tots, Now Nothing More Than A Common (alleged) Criminal.
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Good evening again, Springfield. Krusty the Klown, the beloved idol of
countless tots, now nothing more than a common (alleged) criminal.
-- Kent Brockman reports... "Krusty Gets Busted"
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His trial, which begins tomorrow, has taken center ring in a national media circus, as children of all ages, from 8 to 80, hang onto each new development like so many Rumanian trapeze artists.
-- Kent Brockman reports... "Krusty Gets Busted...
If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!
-- Krusty the ex-Klown, "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
Earlier this evening, the Springfield SWAT team apprehended the TV clown, who appears on a rival station, opposite our own Emmy award winning Hobo Hate.
-- Scott Christian's news flash, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
Krusty has small feet. Like all good-hearted people. -- Bart in "Krusty Gets Busted
Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir?
-- Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Comedy, thy name is Krusty. -- Bart, "Krusty Gets Busted
Channel 6's own Krusty the Klown has gathered members of the entertainment community, who normally steer clear of fashionable causes.
.. -- Kent Brockman's news report, "Radio Ba...
Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox? Ba
Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of a hero of yours, isn't he?...