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Channel 6's Own Krusty The Klown Has Gathered Members Of The Entertainment Community, Who Normally Steer Clear Of Fashionable Causes.
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Channel 6's own Krusty the Klown has gathered members of the
entertainment community, who normally steer clear of fashionable
causes...
-- Kent Brockman's news report, "Radio Bart"
Related:
This is Kent Brockman with a special report from the Channel 6 News Copter.
A large, bear-like animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hill in search of food or perhaps employment....
The circumference of the well is 34 inches, so, unfortunately, not one member of our city's police force is slender enough to rescue the boy.
-- Kent Brockman's report, "Radio Ba...
... leaving the Vice President in charge. -- Kent Brockman's news report, "Marge Gets a Job
Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...
Good evening again, Springfield. Krusty the Klown, the beloved idol of countless tots, now nothing more than a common (alleged) criminal.
-- Kent Brockman reports... "Krusty Gets Busted...
Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Ke...
Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
Lisa: [gasps] Oh, no! Homer: It'll be okay, honey....
Brockman: A clean-up effort is already underway, and as always, the first to pitch in are those unsung heroes, Hollywood movie stars.
[cut to Baby Seal Beach, where Rainier Wolfcastle is cleaning off a baby seal] Rainie...
Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....