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• What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you so unhappy when you are purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
  -- Apu to Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
  -- Apu to a (cowardly) Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Oooooh, eight carousels! We're in for a real treat!
  -- Marge welcomes her sisters, laden with slides of their latest trip, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
  Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• Hey, hey, this is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!
  -- Apu, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox? Ba
  Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of a hero of yours, isn't he?...
• Earth-to-Marge. Earth-to-Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
  -- Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Chocolate ... double chocolate ... *gasp!* New flavor!
  Triple chocolate!" -- Homer in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...