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Homer: Hey, Lenny, Does This Place Have One Of Those Plutonium Isolation Deals?
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Homer: Hey, Lenny, does this place have one of those plutonium
isolation deals?
Lenny: Yeah, in Sector 12.
Homer: Sector 12?
Lenny: Third floor, by the candy machine.
Homer: Oh, <that> Sector 12!
-- "The Crepes of Wrath"
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