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• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk? Lisa
  Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt....
• We think Maggie may say her first word any day now.
  -- Marge's letter to Bart, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Marge: According to Fretful Mother Magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk at age one, we should consider a corrective tongue extender.
  -- And then she can be the world's youngest Gene Simmons, "Lisa's First Word...
• Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
  Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar....
• Bart: Can you say David Hasselhoff? Lisa: Davah Hassa-hoff.
  -- Lisa learns to talk, "Lisa's First Word...
• Homer: Can you say Daddy? Lisa: Homer. Homer: No, sweetie.
  Daddy. Lisa: [pause] Homer. Homer: D'oh! -- Like son, like daughter?, "Lisa's First Word...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...