Homer: All Right, Who Did This? Bart: We Were Just Sitting On The Couch Quietly Chatting When We Heard A Creaking Noise.

Homer: All Right, Who Did This? Bart: We Were Just Sitting On The Couch Quietly Chatting When We Heard A Creaking Noise.

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Homer: All right, who did this?
Bart: We were just sitting on the couch quietly chatting when we heard
a creaking noise.
Lisa: We leapt off just in time to see it collapse.
[puts her head on Bart's shoulder]
Bart: There, there, you're safe now, little sister.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"

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