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• Lisa: Thanks for driving me to the contest, Dad. Home
  Sweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that magazine. -- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Marge: Wow, the President's bathroom... Lisa: [opens a curtain, revealing our First Lady in the tub soaking] Bab
  [gasp] Do you mind! Lisa: Barbara Bush! Babs: Ugh, you have those damn badges....
• Tour guide: Folks, we print more than 18 million bills a day.
  Oh, and in case you were wondering, no, we don't give out free samples....
• Wow! A shoe horn! Just like in the movies! -- Homer is amazed at what comes with the hotel room, "Mr.
  Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Page: Senator, there's a problem at the essay contest.
  Senator: Please, son, I'm very busy. Page: A little girl is losing faith in democracy!...
• Homer: Bart! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis! -- Or is it Looey?
  Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• We the purple? What the hell was that? -- Father to son on his essay topic, "Mr.
  Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• as tranquil music plays in the background, Lisa writes her essay] What would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today?
  He'd say... [tranquil music abruptly stops] [erasing] Oh, think of a better opening....
• Homer: [reading] Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers dread.
  .. the pitiless bark of the sea lion! [gasp] He'll be killed!...