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What's The Matter, Homer? The Depressing Effects Of Alcohol Usually Don't Kick In 'til Closing Time.
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What's the matter, Homer? The depressing effects of alcohol usually
don't kick in 'til closing time.
-- Moe, "Homer Defined"
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